I'm offering to give away a copy of E. Lockhart's new YA novel, WE WERE LIARS. You can read my review of it here. It's a really good book. And it costs almost $20 at a bookstore. Do you get what I'm saying? I'm saying, ENTER THIS CONTEST, YOU FOOL!!!
Okay. Here's how it works. I'm going to stick with the "liar" theme:
Here's what you have to do in order to win the book:
1. Look at this picture.
2. Leave a comment explaining what Jiminy Cricket is telling Pinocchio.
3. Make me laugh so hard I spit out whatever I'm drinking.
That's it. And I'm not even going to say when the contest ends, because we've seen how that works out. JUST DO IT. Please don't make me go on to my next idea, which I promise will be even stupider than this one.
Thank you. I eagerly await your response.