Here's a little verse to bring a close to this misbegotten giveaway contest:
The hell with Pinocchio.
By which I mean to say: I give up. I declare the winner and poster of the most interesting (i.e., twisted) comment to my contest post to be Noha Aggog, if by some chance that's her real name, or even if it's not. Okay, Noha! (Are you perhaps related to Greta Ha?) Come out, come out, wherever you are! Shoot me an email at muranosb(at)gmail(dotcom), tell me your mailing address, and I'll shoot you the actual, non-e, hopelessly traditional, turn-the-pages book.
And I have to say that I'm deeply disappointed in Jiminy Cricket, who wasn't really much help at all in generating interest in this contest. Moral of the story: if you're looking for a life coach, and the only applicant to show up is an insect in formal evening wear, smile and keep looking.
Yeah, Jiminy. I mean you.