It's one thing to have only three people enter your book giveaway contest, but it's an entirely different and much suckier thing to have the person you declared the winner NOT EVEN SHOW UP TO CLAIM THE PRIZE. I have two words for you people: Katherine. Paterson. How could anyone not want to read her memoir, let alone acquire it for free? The woman is a god.
This is ridiculous. I'm reopening the contest for as long as I feel like reopening it. Your job is to post a comment. Don't make me come after you. I repeat: Katherine. Paterson. The one. The only. Leave a comment or I will tear this book by my most beloved author into teensy little pieces and then throw the pieces onto a bonfire. It will feel to me as if I were burning KP herself, but don't think I won't do it if you force me into it. I DON'T PLAY.