IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL I SING...

    ...and trust me, you do NOT want to hear me sing.  Every time I post about a book giveaway, I get lots of hits on the posts, but almost no entries, and I'm going to get to the bottom of this once and for all.  I keep trying to lower the bar on my contest requirements.  I used to try to get people to answer a specific question I asked in connection with the book I was trying to give away.  The results were lackluster at best.  Now I just asked for people to leave any comment at all, and I would choose my favorite.  Nada.  But I'm not giving up.  You know what Thomas Edison said about failure?  He said, "I haven't failed.  I've just found 10,000 ways not to do it."  Well, I may not make it to 10,000, but here's my next try.
     I'm offering to give away a copy of E. Lockhart's new YA novel, WE WERE LIARS.  You can read my review of it here.  It's a really good book.  And it costs almost $20 at a bookstore.  Do you get what I'm saying?  I'm saying, ENTER THIS CONTEST, YOU FOOL!!!
     Okay.  Here's how it works.  I'm going to stick with the "liar" theme:

 

 

     Here's what you have to do in order to win the book:

 

     1.  Look at this picture.

     2.  Leave a comment explaining what Jiminy Cricket is telling Pinocchio.

     3.  Make me laugh so hard I spit out whatever I'm drinking. 

 

     That's it.  And I'm not even going to say when the contest ends, because we've seen how that works out.  JUST DO IT.  Please don't make me go on to my next idea, which I promise will be even stupider than this one.

     Thank you.  I eagerly await your response.